About monsters - pasta and real
"Passport, money and colander
These ... "Kafka fans" opened a criminal case (undesirable organization) against the Russian organizer of the parody "temple of the flying macaroni monster." No, I'm not kidding.
In 2005, the state of Kansas is discussing whether it is necessary to introduce into the school curriculum an alternative "theory of evolution" - the creationist. That we are all created by God.
The young physicist Bobby Henderson uses as a protest the argument of "bringing to the point of absurdity", well-known in medieval scholasticism. He demands to acknowledge that we are all created by some flying spaghetti monster.
His letter is becoming super popular. “Pastafarianism” appears - a parody of primitive religious interpretations and, in general, of any totalitarian ideological systems. Pastafarians love to prove the dependence of actually random things on each other, showing the absurdity of religious interpretations of the laws of biology and physics. For example, the more pirates there are, the stronger the global warming. No wonder there are so many scholars among the Pastafarians. After all, doubting dogmas is the basic rule of science.
In Nizhny Novgorod lives Mikhail Iosilevich, the Russian “rector” of the temple of the flying pasta monster. By the way, like a real lover of the absurd, he sued the traffic police for the right to be photographed for a license with a colander on his head. Which he did. You can come to him in the “temple” (this is what my friends did when we were in Nizhny on the expedition) and take a picture in a colander.
And now a criminal case was opened against him. NTV publishes a completely Kafkaesque video: Iosilevich turns out to be “Khodorkovsky's hirer”, the temple is a cover for an undesirable organization “another Russia”, and the evidence of unwanted activity is an Israeli passport, dollars allegedly found during a search and a three-room apartment in the center of Nizhny.
As it was sung in the song of Kim of those times, “and finding three dollars during the chase, they tied us and the CIA”.
Anyone with Israeli citizenship, dollars, an apartment and a colander can get ready. By the way, I have only a colander and an apartment from all this. Do you think I should worry already?
PS. But even this is not enough. "Well-known journalist" Armen Gasparyan on his Twitter has already directly linked the dangerous "macaroni monster sect" with the self-immolation of Irina Slavina:
"The journalist who committed suicide in Nizhny Novgorod was a member of the sect of the flying macaroni monster. Something needs to be done with the sects in our country."
An analysis of this dregs of NTV and all sorts of details can be found at the link:
https://theins.ru/antifake/235425 "
Alexandra Arkhipova
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